[After a very long time staring at the transcription of her last conversation with him, Lana writes down a filter.]

( Sterling Archer )

( Oliver Queen )

[Well, good evening, Paradisa! If your journal happens to be open right now, you are currently being treated to the sound of a blender loudly whirring. There's some general rustling, then a damp spot on the page as some triple sec gets splashed around. Lana uses this opportunity to speak, as she brushes away the liquid.]Sorry about that. Margaritas ( Read more... )

[Dictated in English]

So we can all speak different languages now? That's pretty cool. It's been a while since I got to speak any French.

[Dictated in French]
Je suis juste entrain de tester cela. Je suppose que le château n'a vraiment seulement que le langage en général, nous pouvons tous comprendre? Je crois que j'aime mieux ce genre de choses!

( Lana Kane )

[Lana promised a movie-heckling night, and a movie-heckling night she delivers! If you make your way to the theater, there is a table with snacks and drinks: tons of popcorn and candy (mostly Junior Mints and Twizzlers), as well as beer and sodas. And on today's viewing schedule?

First, it's The Coast of Ivory, a film about the battle against ( Read more... )

So, I'm thinking that maybe tonight we should all utilize that movie theater that shows up on the weekend. There's this movie star in my world, Rona Thorne? And... I kind of hate her. Like, a lot. I guess she tried to be friends with me, but then she totally poisoned me ( Read more... )

( Archer )

[This is a fine, lovely morning. Fine and lovely! That is, until there is an ear-piercing howl of incoherent swears ringing through the journal. This scream is followed by the sound of shattering glass. What is happening! What is going on!

Lana just woke up with teeny tiny hands. That's what.]

( Filtered to the castle (aka private) )